Wednesday Errata
With a tip-of-the-hat to Lonita:
Ten Top Trivia Tips about John!
1. John is only six percent water!
2. Every day in the UK, four people die putting John on.
3. If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into John.
4. Oranges, lemons, watermelons, pineapples and John are all berries!
5. Ninety-six percent of all candles sold are purchased by John.
6. John can turn his stomach inside out.
7. If you kiss John for one minute you will burn six or seven calories!
8. Johnocracy is government by John.
9. The most dangerous form of John is the bicycle.
10. If you lace John from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe!
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John:
John is a blender that’s laced with vodka!
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Alrighty! Now that that is settled…
It’s time to bust out the papier-mache and start Phase One of my Tiki Guy Wedding Card Holder ™. Groovy!
June 28th, 2006 at 3:35 PM
i’d like to burn 6 or 7 calories…
ML,
amy
June 28th, 2006 at 4:58 PM
Oooh, sassy!
(And I’d like that, too!)
June 28th, 2006 at 6:57 PM
So, this stomach thing… do you do this at family functions to entertain, or is it purely a bodily necessity?
June 28th, 2006 at 9:04 PM
It usually follows the “blender laced with vodka” thing but is, indeed, a dandy ice-breaker at parties!
That and turning into a bicycle.